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  Give me your hand, good Sir, if we be friends,

  And Lando shall, in time, restore amends.

  [To Leia:] Good Princess, let us fly, for all is well!

  LEIA

  O Luke, my heart doth swell to see thee safe!

  Thou hast been caught within Darth Vader’s trap,

  But now thou art deliver’d and restor’d.

  [Luke and Leia embrace while Lando returns to the cockpit.

  Now go with me unto the cot, and rest.

  In time, we shall trade tales of grief and woe.

  LANDO

  The man is sav’d, but now the battle’s on,

  For by TIE fighters is our ship pursu’d!

  LEIA

  The Falcon is attack’d, Luke. Lie thou back,

  I shall anon return to give thee aid.

  [Leia goes to the cockpit.

  [To Lando:] Behold, a Star Destroyer doth approach.

  LANDO

  Make ready, Chewie, for the lightspeed jump.

  LEIA

  Aye, if thy people fix’d the hyperdrive,

  Coordinates are set—’tis time we flew.

  LANDO

  Now make it so!

  [The Millennium Falcon makes a sound and fails.

  CHEWBAC.

  —Auugh!

  LANDO

  —I was told ’twas fix’d!

  My trust I gave them, to repair the ship.

  Some treachery and villainy lie here.

  Forgive me, I know not what hath transpir’d.

  ’Tis not my fault. In troth, ’tis not my fault!

  Enter DARTH VADER and ADMIRAL PIETT on balcony.

  PIETT

  The ship shall be in tractor beaming range

  Before thou canst say “aye.”

  VADER

  —Thy trusty men

  Disab’d the swift Falcon’s hyperdrive?

  PIETT

  They did, my Lord.

  VADER

  —’Tis well. Prepare to board

  Their ship, and set all weapons onto stun.

  They have not made escape for long, and soon

  Skywalker shall be in my hand again,

  And I shall bring him to the Emperor.

  PIETT

  Indeed, my Lord, I shall with joy comply.

  The rebels shall be in our grasp anon.

  [Exit Admiral Piett, while Darth Vader stares into space.

  Enter C-3PO and R2-D2, who is repairing C-3PO.

  C-3PO

  Why have we not to lightspeed flown?

  R2-D2

  —Beep, squeak!

  C-3PO

  What dost thou mean that we cannot? How canst

  Thou know the hyperdrive disabl’d is?

  R2-D2

  Beep, meep, meep, beep, squeak, whistle, nee, beep, hoo!

  C-3PO

  The city’s central processor hath told

  Thee so? O, R2-D2, how have I

  Oft warnèd thee of talking to a strange

  Computer? Now, attend to my repair!

  [R2-D2 continues to repair C-3PO.

  VADER

  [to Luke:] Luke, well I know that thou canst sense my call.

  LUKE

  My father! Word most strange upon my lips.

  VADER

  My son.

  LUKE

  —O Ben, why didst thou tell me not?

  [Luke walks to the cockpit.

  LANDO

  Chewbacca, we must fly or we shall be

  Destroy’d!

  LUKE

  —It is Darth Vader on that ship.

  We are in danger here. When shall we fly?

  VADER

  Luke, come with me, fulfill thy destiny!

  LUKE

  [aside:] O Ben, I ask, why didst thou tell me not?

  What anguish and disorder fill my mind!

  [R2-D2 goes to the control panel.

  R2-D2

  [aside:] It falls to me again to win the day,

  And rescue the Rebellion from dire loss.

  I shall reactivate the hyperdrive,

  Thus we shall fly, to fight another time!

  C-3PO

  O clever droid, great R2, rescuer!

  [R2-D2 adjusts the control panel and the Millennium Falcon flies into lightspeed. Exeunt all but Darth Vader.

  VADER

  Fie, fie! Yet once again the ship escapes.

  I shall devise brave punishments for those

  Who put upon our state this grievous blight.

  Then shall I seek my son, the Jedi Knight.

  [Exit Darth Vader.

  SCENE 4.

  Aboard a rebel cruiser.

  Enter LUKE SKYWALKER.

  LUKE

  The medic droid hath fix’d my hand with care,

  Though never shall it fully be repair’d.

  For though I can this hand use as before,

  It shall ne’er truly be a hand of mine.

  For now I am machine, though partly so,

  Now have I ta’en a step toward the man

  Who saith he is my father, yet is wires

  And bolts. O hand, I find thee yet so dear.

  Pray, serve me well, and prick my memory

  That I did once the dark side briefly know—

  And fac’d, and fought, and ultimately fail’d.

  Then rise once more with me, my true right hand—

  Thy rightful place thou shalt take at my side

  To right the wrongs that we have sufferèd,

  And right now thou and I begin to work

  T’ward righteousness in great rebellion’s cause.

  Enter CHEWBACCA, PRINCESS LEIA, and LANDO.

  Now Lando, shalt thou go?

  LANDO

  —Aye, Luke, for all

  Hath been prepar’d. When we find Jabba and

  The bounty hunter, we shall tell thee all.

  LUKE

  I’ll meet thee where we plann’d—on Tatooine—

  My homeland that is now estrang’d from me.

  LANDO

  Good princess, now farewell. Apologies

  Most earnest I convey again, and with

  Them come a vow: we shall find Han, I swear.

  LUKE

  Dear Chewie, I’ll await thy signal.

  CHEWBAC.

  —Auugh!

  LUKE

  Now take thou care—the Force be with ye both.

  [They move to separate parts of the stage.

  LANDO

  Now ends this troubl’d time of Empire’s rise,

  Our time of harsh betrayal, painful loss.

  Now have we learn’d what friendship truly costs,

  And in the learning lost a comrade strong.

  LEIA

  Along the way, our hearts were movèd much:

  By sacred love, most wondrous to behold,

  By bravery that shall outlive the times,

  By sacrifice of our most precious friends.

  LUKE

  Encounters unexpected we did meet

  With masters wise and persons unforeseen.

  These are the star wars, yet they are not done—

  For sure, the final chapter’s just begun.

  Enter chorus as epilogue.

  CHORUS

  A glooming peace this morning with it brings,

  No shine of starry light or planet’s glow.

  For though our heroes ’scape the Empire’s slings,

  The great rebellion ne’er has been so low.

  Brave Han is for the Empire’s gain betray’d,

  Which doth leave Princess Leia’s heart full sore.

  Young Luke hath had his hand repair’d, remade—

  The man is whole, but shaken to the core.

  Forgive us, gentles, for this brutal play,

  This tale of sorrow, strife, and deepest woes.

  Ye must leave empty, sighing lack-a-day,

  Till we, by George, a brighter play compose.

  Our st
ory endeth, though your hearts do burn,

  And shall until the Jedi doth return.

  [Exeunt omnes.

  END.

  AFTERWORD.

  A Winter’s Tale, indeed: William Shakespeare’s The Empire Striketh Back. Let me lift the curtain a bit to tell you about four aspects of what you’ve just read.

  First of all: what does Yoda sound like in a galaxy filled with Elizabethan speech? This was the question that gnawed at me as I began to write this second Star Wars book. Yoda is famous for his inverted phrase order, but many people who read William Shakespeare’s Star Wars commented that every character in it sounds a little like Yoda. So what to do? Originally, I had four different ideas:

  • Do a complete reversal and have Yoda talk like a modern person: “Stop it. Don’t try, just either do it or don’t do it. Seriously.”

  • Have Yoda talk in something like Old English, approximating Chaucer: “Nee, do ye nae trie, aber due it oder due it not.” (My Chaucer admittedly isn’t great.)

  • Don’t do anything special, and have Yoda talk like the other characters.

  • Repeat Yoda’s lines verbatim from the movie, nodding to the fact that Yoda already sounds a little Shakespearean.

  In the end, as you’ve read, I had a fifth idea, which I hope was better than any of these. Yoda is a wise teacher, almost like a sensei—he has something of an eastern sensibility about him. Why not express that by making all of his lines haiku? Yes, I know: Shakespeare never wrote in haiku. But he did break from iambic pentameter in certain cases—Puck from A Midsummer Night’s Dream speaks in iambic tetrameter, songs in several Shakespearean works break meter, and so on. And yes, I know: the five–seven–five syllable pattern I adhere to in Yoda’s haiku is a modern constraint, not part of the original Japanese poetic form. Most haiku are simpler than Yoda’s lines and do not express complete sentences as Yoda’s haiku do—I know, I know! Remember, this isn’t scholarship; it’s fun. For you purists:

  If these haiku have offended,

  Think but this, and all is mended:

  That you have but slumber’d here

  While these haiku did appear…

  Second, William Shakespeare’s The Empire Striketh Back introduces us to the first character in my Shakespearean adaptations who speaks in prose rather than meter: Boba Fett. Shakespeare often used prose to separate the lower classes from the elite—kings spoke in iambic pentameter while porters and gravediggers spoke in prose. In writing William Shakespeare’s Star Wars, I did not want to be accused of being lazy about writing iambic pentameter, but with this book it was time to introduce some prose. Who better to speak in base prose than the basest of bounty hunters?

  Third, one criticism of William Shakespeare’s Star Wars I heard several times—and took to heart—was that I overused the chorus to explain the action sequences. Some argued that I shouldn’t have used a chorus at all, which I disagree with; when I began writing the first book, the chorus seemed like a logical way to “show” the action scenes without actually showing them, and there was precedent in Shakespeare’s Henry V. However, by leaning heavily on the chorus, I neglected another Shakespearean device, of having a character describe action that the audience can’t see. Here’s an example from Hamlet, Act IV, scene 7, in which Gertrude describes what happened to Ophelia:

  There is a willow grows aslant a brook,

  That shows his hoar leaves in the glassy stream;

  There with fantastic garlands did she come

  Of crow-flowers, nettles, daisies, and long purples

  That liberal shepherds give a grosser name,

  But our cold maids do dead men’s fingers call them:

  There, on the pendant boughs her coronet weeds

  Clambering to hang, an envious sliver broke;

  When down her weedy trophies and herself

  Fell in the weeping brook. Her clothes spread wide;

  And, mermaid-like, awhile they bore her up:

  Which time she chanted snatches of old tunes;

  As one incapable of her own distress,

  Or like a creature native and indued

  Unto that element: but long it could not be

  Till that her garments, heavy with their drink,

  Pull’d the poor wretch from her melodious lay

  To muddy death.

  This device is called on more frequently in William Shakespeare’s The Empire Striketh Back, giving the chorus a needed break.

  Fourth, Lando. As much as I like Billy Dee Williams, and as smooth as he was in 1980, in my opinion his character isn’t fleshed out very well. We never know what he was thinking when he was forced to betray his friend, or what made him decide to help Leia and Chewbacca in the end. Filling in some of Lando’s story with asides and soliloquies that show how conflicted he feels hopefully gives him some depth and makes him even more compelling than in the movie.

  Once again, writing William Shakespeare’s The Empire Striketh Back was a delight. Most Star Wars fans agree that Empire is the best of the original trilogy, and I hope I’ve done it justice. I say “most Star Wars fans” because in fact, Empire is not my personal favorite. I prefer Return of the Jedi, thanks in large part to two things. First, it is the first Star Wars movie I saw in the theater (I was six). Second, when I was growing up we owned a VHS tape of From Star Wars to Jedi: The Making of a Saga, and I loved hearing about the seven puppeteers who made Jabba move, seeing how the rancor came to life, learning how the speeder bike sequences were done, and so on.

  That said, of the three movies, Empire has the most Shakespearean themes—betrayal, love, battles, destiny, teachers, and pupils. All of those, plus the shocking father–son relationship. In some ways, Empire follows an ancient story form that Shakespeare used: a classic tragedy, with Luke Skywalker as the tragic hero. He is like the Greek tragic hero Oedipus, who learns only too late that his mother is his wife and tears out his eyes after she hangs herself. Luke discovers that Darth Vader is his father just after losing a hand—close enough, right? Luke also demonstrates some serious hubris, just like Oedipus: he faces Darth Vader before being truly ready, despite the objections of the two remaining Jedi in the entire galaxy. And he pays the tragic price for it. Along the way, Han Solo is put on ice and Leia’s and Chewbacca’s hearts are broken. All the heroes will, of course, live on, and the tragedy will turn toward Darth Vader’s redemption in Return of the Jedi, but when you take Empire as a single unit, the tragedy is Luke’s, and the rebels see the worst of things by far.

  Thank you for continuing this adventure with me. I hope William Shakespeare’s The Empire Striketh Back offers plenty for both Star Wars fans and Shakespeare fans to appreciate. For instance, I hope talking wampas, AT-ATs, and space slugs (to say nothing of singing Ugnaughts) bring a smile to your face. And did you notice whom Han and Leia sound like once they start getting romantic? (Hint: look at the line endings.)

  The positive response to William Shakespeare’s Star Wars was a gift to me as a writer; I hope my retelling of Empire (and Return of the Jedi, coming soon) is a fitting thank-you.

  ACKNOWLEDGMENTS.

  So many people provided love, support, and encouragement for the release of William Shakespeare’s Star Wars and the writing of William Shakespeare’s The Empire Striketh Back that this book would be twice as long if I tried to name them all.

  Thank you to the amazing people at Quirk Books who make the Shakespeare’s Star Wars world go round: Jason Rekulak and Rick Chillot (the best editors a guy could ask for), publicity manager extraordinaire Nicole De Jackmo, the epic Eric Smith, and everyone else at Quirk. Thank you to my agent, Adriann Ranta, for hearing every idea—even the crazy ones—and responding to them gracefully—even the crazy ones. Thanks to Jennifer Heddle at Lucasfilm and, once again, to incredible illustrator Nicolas Delort.

  Unending thanks to my college professor and friend, Murray Biggs, who once again reviewed my manuscript to improve the Shakespearean elements of the book. He confessed to me, after read
ing William Shakespeare’s Star Wars, that he has never seen the Star Wars movies but said, “I have a feeling about that Luke and Leia.” I hope Empire hasn’t crushed that romantic hope too harshly. (And wait until he reads Jedi—gasp!) Huge thanks are also due to my friend Josh Hicks, who has been my confidant for ideas about these books ever since I had the inspiration for William Shakespeare’s Star Wars. Josh and I have spent endless hours watching and discussing the Star Wars movies (like all true geeks), and he has been a constant encouragement. Thank you, Josh—now let’s finish that children’s book.

  My parents, Beth and Bob Doescher, are my biggest fans and let me know how proud they are every time I see them. I know how rare it is to have parents who love you deeply and let you know it, and I don’t take it for granted. To my brother Erik Doescher, my aunt Holly Havens, and my dear college friends Heidi Altman, Chris Martin, Naomi Walcott, and Ethan Youngerman: thank you for continuing to show your love and support as one turned to three.

  I have been blessed throughout my life by wonderful teachers and mentors: Jane Bidwell, Betsy Deines, Doree Jarboe, Chris Knab, Bruce McDonald, Janice Morgan, and Larry Rothe top the list. Thank you all so, so much for the lessons in school and life.

  A big thank-you to the Star Wars fans who embraced William Shakespeare’s Star Wars (and me) so warmly. You are an amazing group of people. Special shout-out to the worldwide members of the 501st Legion, and especially the 501st’s Cloud City Garrison in Portland, Oregon.

  Thank you also to so many who offered their kindness and assistance: Audu Besmer, Travis Boeh, Chris Buehler, Erin Buehler, Nathan Buehler, Jeff and Caryl Creswell, Katie Downing, Ken Evers-Hood, Mark Fordice, Chris Frimoth, Alana Garrigues, Marian Hammond, Brian Heron, Jim and Nancy Hicks, Apricot and David Irving, Alexis Kaushansky, Rebecca Lessem, Andrea Martin, Joan and Grady Miller, Jim Moiso, Michael Morrill, Dave Nieuwstraten, Julia Rodriguez-O’Donnell, Scott Roehm, Tara Schuster, Ryan Wilmot, Ben Wire, and Sarah Woodburn.