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William Shakespeare's the Jedi Doth Return (9781594747144) Page 7


  I shall embrace my royal sister as

  A pow’rful ally, and shall show to her

  The path that surely leads unto the Force.

  [ To Obi-Wan:] ’Tis Leia, aye? My soul doth know ’tis she.

  OBI-WAN

  Thine instincts serve thee well, Luke. Bury now

  These feelings, for they do thee credit but

  May be manipulated and abus’d

  If e’er the Emperor should learn of them.

  LUKE

  It bringeth my heart joy to see thee, Ben,

  I’ll heed thy counsel till we meet again.

  [Exeunt.

  SCENE 3.

  The rebel fleet, in space.

  Enter HAN SOLO and LANDO OF CALRISSIAN.

  HAN

  My friend, well met! ’Tis good to see thee here

  And not a’dangling o’er a sarlacc’s pit.

  Thou wast promoted well—a general!

  LANDO

  Belike our leaders were inform’d about

  Mine actions at the battle of Taanab.

  HAN

  Cast not thine eyes on me for blame or thanks—

  I did but tell them thou art pilot fair.

  But knew not that they hop’d to find the one

  Who would direct this crazy-brain’d attack.

  LANDO

  Nay, “crazy-brain’d” thou sayst? How may that be,

  Since thou dost know a thing or two of Death

  Star battles and what it doth take to win?

  Surpris’d I am that they did not ask thee.

  HAN

  But who hath said that they did not inquire?

  Yet I am not of madness made. And thou,

  Remember well, art fashion’d of respect.

  Enter PRINCESS LEIA, CHEWBACCA, C-3PO, MON MOTHMA, ADMIRAL ACKBAR, GENERAL MADINE, WEDGE ANTILLES, and several REBEL PILOTS.

  MOTHMA

  I prithee, gather ’round, ye rebels all,

  And mark ye well the message I relay.

  The Emperor hath made a critical

  Mistake, and our time for attack is nigh.

  The data brought to us by Bothan spies

  Details th’exact location of the vast

  New battle station that the Emperor

  Hath underta’en to build. We also know

  This battle station’s weapon systems are

  Not fully operational as yet.

  Th’Imperi’l fleet is spread both far and wide

  Throughout the galaxy, with hopes—quite vain—

  That they shall soon engage us in a fight.

  And while the fleet’s away, the station hath

  But minimal protection. This, my friends,

  Would be good news enough, but there is more:

  Reliable report hath come to us

  That e’en the dreaded Emp’ror Palpatine

  Himself doth oversee construction of

  The Death Star, and is presently on board.

  This news doth cheer us, friends, but pray recall

  That many Bothans died to bring it here.

  I call on Adm’ral Ackbar to unfold

  Our plan so you may know your roles in this,

  The final chapter of rebellion’s tale.

  [Admiral Ackbar turns on a visual model of the Death Star and the forest moon of Endor.

  ACKBAR

  You may within this model see the Death

  Star orbiting around the forest moon

  Of Endor. Though the weapons systems on

  The Death Star are not operational

  As yet, the Death Star hath a strong defense:

  It is secur’d by shield of energy

  A’generated on the forest moon.

  Deactivated must this shield be ere

  We can attack. Then, when the shield hath been

  Disarm’d, our cruisers shall take wing and fly

  Within the superstructure to destroy

  The main reactor. This attack shall be

  Made by a squadron of our wingèd ships

  Led by our General Calrissian,

  Who is a worthy and a noble chap.

  HAN

  Good luck be thine, my friend. Thou shalt need it.

  ACKBAR

  Thus endeth my report. Now General

  Madine, thine efforts for our mission wilt

  Thou presently recap?

  MADINE

  —We’ve stolen an

  Imperi’l shuttle, which, disguisèd as

  A cargo ship, shall use a secret code

  To land upon the moon. Thereon a team

  Shall fearlessly deactivate the shield.

  C-3PO

  A dangerous experience, no doubt.

  LEIA

  [ to Han:] And who, I wonder, has agreed to it?

  For such a mission may quite futile prove.

  HAN

  Nay, be thou not afraid. A man of wit,

  Of clever mind and fine exterior

  They must have chosen, whom thou shalt approve.

  MADINE

  Good Gen’ral Solo, is thy team prepar’d?

  LEIA

  [ aside:] A man of wit! He ne’er doth cease t’amaze.

  HAN

  My team is ready, yet I do not have

  A crew who shall the shuttle’s flight command.

  CHEWBAC.

  Auugh!

  HAN

  —It shall not be easy, friend, thus I

  Had not yet volunteer’d thy worthy name.

  CHEWBAC.

  Egh!

  HAN

  —Well! Now have I one!

  LEIA

  —And count me two.

  Good General, I gladly follow thee.

  Wherever thou dost go, then so shall I,

  Wherever thou remain, thus I shall too,

  Thy people shall my people be as well,

  And all thy battles shall my battles be.

  Enter LUKE SKYWALKER and R2-D2.

  LUKE

  Why have but two when three is company?

  I shall go with thee also, noble friend.

  [ Aside:] My sister! Ah! To see her fills my heart!

  [Luke Skywalker and Princess Leia embrace.

  LEIA

  What is’t?

  LUKE

  —Ask yet again, another time.

  HAN

  Ho, Luke!

  LUKE

  —Good Han, and Chewie!

  R2-D2

  —Beep, meep, squeak!

  C-3PO

  “Exciting” would not be my word of choice,

  ’Tis more like “harrowing,” if I were ask’d.

  [Exeunt all but Han Solo and Lando of Calrissian.

  HAN

  Now preparation’s made, good Lando, yet

  A word with thee ere thou depart, my friend:

  With heart sincere I proffer this to thee:

  Take thou my ship, the brave Millenn’um Falcon.

  Thou shalt be greatly aided in thy task

  If thou wilt take the fastest ship that e’er

  Did fly within our galaxy. Thou dost

  Have more experience with this swift ship

  Than any but Chewbacca and myself.

  Thou art a skill’d and worthy pilot, and

  I trust that thou shalt keep her safe.

  LANDO

  —’Tis well,

  I am persuaded, and shall take the ship

  And leave with thee both gratitude and my

  Assurance that I know how deeply thy

  Heart stirs for her. Thus do I pledge: I shall

  Take care of her as though she were my own,

  And shall deliver her sans e’en a scratch.

  HAN

  [ aside:] This Lando doth protest too much, methinks.

  I was not nervous till he made his pledge.

  [ To Lando:] No scratch, indeed. I take with me thy word.

  LANDO

  We part, thou pirate true. And Han, good luck.
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  To thee as well, good friend.

  [Exit Lando of Calrissian as Han Solo boards the Imperial shuttle Tydirium.

  Enter Luke Skywalker, Chewbacca, C-3PO, and R2-D2 in the cockpit with Han Solo.

  CHEWBAC.

  —Auugh.

  HAN

  —Nay, I think

  The Empire had not Wookiees on their minds

  When they design’d her, Chewie. Are we set?

  Enter PRINCESS Leia.

  I see the good Millenn’um Falcon yon,

  And wonder how the die for her is cast.

  LEIA

  Art thou awake, or dost thou slumber on?

  HAN

  A feeling tells me this look is my last.

  CHEWBAC.

  Auugh.

  LEIA

  —General, let us depart.

  HAN

  —Aye, true—

  Now let’s see what this heap of junk can do!

  [Exeunt, flying off in the shuttle Tydirium.

  SCENE 4.

  Inside the second Death Star.

  Enter DARTH VADER.

  VADER

  The strangest feelings have been mine of late.

  To know my son exists confounds my wits

  As I did ne’er imagine. What is this

  Confusion that doth obfuscate my mind?

  For evil I am made, for punishment

  Of foes, for conquering of peoples, and

  To do the perfect will of my great lord

  And Emperor. Of these I certain am,

  For this hath been my role full many years.

  Yet where within this surety is room

  For offspring? For a son? What can a life

  Liv’d on the dark side of the Force have still

  To do with heirs, with flesh and bone that sprang

  From me and that sweet life that once I led?

  How can this Sith, this man of pain and death,

  Be father to the fruit of far-gone love?

  It seems well nigh impossible when one

  Considers what I’ve been. For, verily,

  I may not hide the man I truly am:

  A warrior devoted to the cause

  Of Emperor and Empire both. ’Tis who

  I am: I must be mad when I have cause

  And smile at no one’s jests. No humor doth

  Give pleasure to my mouth or stir my heart,

  Nor would I dare to ever love again,

  If e’en this mess of tangl’d wires could love.

  I am a Sith, most surely to be fear’d.

  Yet that perplexing thing remains: a son.

  Enter EMPEROR PALPATINE and royal guards.

  What is thy bidding, master?

  EMPEROR

  —Send the fleet

  Unto the farthest side of Endor. There

  Let it remain, until ’tis callèd for.

  VADER

  What of the recent news that rebels are

  Amassing near to Sullust? Is it so?

  EMPEROR

  It is of little consequence, for soon

  This vile Rebellion shall be crushèd and

  Young Skywalker shall know the dark side’s pow’r.

  Thy work upon the Death Star is complete.

  Thou shalt go hence to the command ship, and

  Await my orders there.

  VADER

  —My master: aye.

  [Exit Darth Vader.

  EMPEROR

  Now all the players and the scenes are set

  To bring about our greatest triumph yet.

  [Exeunt.

  SCENE 1.

  On the Imperial shuttle Tydirium and the Super Star Destroyer.

  Enter LUKE SKYWALKER, HAN SOLO, CHEWBACCA, PRINCESS LEIA, C-3PO, and R2-D2. Enter ADMIRAL PIETT and IMPERIAL cONTROLLER on balcony, on the Super Star Destroyer.

  HAN

  Now if the Empire is not by our ruse

  Deceiv’d, we must fly quickly, Chewie.

  CHEWBAC.

  —Auugh.

  CONTROL.

  We have you on our screens; identify

  Yourselves.

  HAN

  —The shuttle of Tydirium

  Requests deactivation of the shield

  Of energy.

  CONTROL.

  — Tydirium, transmit

  Your clearance code for passage through the shield.

  HAN

  Transmission doth commence.

  LEIA

  —Now shall we learn

  If all these codes were worth the price we paid

  For them—the loss of friends, the loss of life.

  HAN

  Aye, it shall work, ’twas sacrifice well made.

  CHEWBAC.

  Egh!