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  And ready for to give thee aid, Red Three.

  CHORUS

  Now bravely Biggs doth render sharp, hard blast

  Unto the evil Death Star’s armor’d side.

  The Empire’s fire unto his mate hath pass’d,

  And now Red Six doth face a troubl’d ride.

  RED SIX

  Disaster at me strikes.

  BIGGS

  —Eject, forsooth!

  RED SIX

  I yet may set it right.

  BIGGS

  —Anon, pull up!

  RED SIX

  Nay, nay, I’ll warrant that all shall be well—

  [Explosion. Red Six dies.

  COMPUTER

  In seven minutes shall the Death Star be

  Within the range of our fair rebel base.

  CHORUS

  As rebels’ spirits with great strength redound,

  A voice speaks unto Luke, as to a son.

  Luke hears the voice and its familiar sound:

  ’Tis his old friend and Master Obi-Wan.

  Enter GHOST OF OBI-WAN KENOBI.

  GHOST

  [aside:] Pray, trust thy feelings, Luke.

  LUKE

  —I hear this voice

  And know it well. O me! Speak thou again!

  And heed the voice, my soul, and trust thyself:

  On Ben’s command I’ll strike a hearty blow!

  [He shoots and strikes Death Star.

  Exit Ghost of Obi-Wan Kenobi.

  Enter CONTROL OFFICER.

  OFFICER

  Squad leaders, mark me well. New fighters have

  Appear’d, and come toward you presently.

  LUKE

  My scope shows naught, my eyes to them are blind.

  RED LEAD.

  Employ thy visu’l scanning—they approach!

  Red Seven, thou hast one upon thy rear.

  RED SEVEN

  My ship is hit! Now must I die, dear friends.

  [Explosion. Red Seven dies.

  LUKE

  Good friends, if thou dost catch an enemy

  Behind thy ship, I prithee watch it well!

  BIGGS

  Now am I plagued by such a one, help help!

  For neither can I see where he doth go—

  He flies so close that my maneuvers fail.

  LUKE

  Hold fast, brave Biggs, till I can give thee aid.

  Upon the enemy I fly, and shoot!

  BIGGS

  Bold Luke, thou hast a life return’d to me.

  So may I one day give to thee in turn.

  Enter DARTH VADER with IMPERIAL PILOTS 1 and 2.

  VADER

  I prithee, soldiers, let us hence away.

  For many of our fighters are remov’d

  From their own fleet. Thus let us swiftly go

  And straightway make pursuit of these rogue ships.

  [Darth Vader and pilots enter ships.

  BIGGS

  O Luke, thou art pursued, pull in!

  WEDGE

  —Pray, guard

  Thy back, good Luke. More fighters do approach.

  LUKE

  I have been hit, but not unto the death.

  Small R2, see if thou the damage canst

  Repair.

  R2-D2

  —Beep, whistle.

  LUKE

  —Hang thou on, good droid!

  RED LEAD.

  Red Ten, canst thou see whither’s gone Red Five?

  RED TEN

  A heavy fire appears upon this side.

  Red Five, where art thou?

  LUKE

  —Here, but cannot shake

  The villain who doth hotly follow me.

  WEDGE

  I come for thee, good Luke, be not afraid.

  LUKE

  [aside:] O fie, my dear friend Biggs, where canst thou be?

  Thou promis’d that thou ow’dst to me a life,

  But where is now that help of which thou spok’st?

  ’Twas partly for our friendship I am here,

  For long I wish’d to join thee as thou fought

  And many were the tales adventurous

  Thou brought’st with thee whilst visiting our home

  When still I worked the crops on Tatooine.

  But now hast thou deserted me, old friend?

  When I am even at the door of death

  Hast thou both flown and fled? Say nay, dear Biggs!

  WEDGE

  Take that, thou scoundrel base, Imperi’l scum!

  LUKE

  Great thanks, good Wedge, heroic’lly hast thou done.

  GOLD LEAD.

  Red Leader, hear my word: the Gold team shall

  Begin our swift attack into the trench.

  RED LEAD.

  Godspeed, Gold Leader, go with might and strength!

  VADER

  I fly, and fly toward my enemies.

  This day the dark side of the Force shall reign,

  As I disrupt the weak Rebellion’s plans

  And with my men destroy their ev’ry hope.

  [To Imperial Pilots 1 and 2:] Good pilots both, remain set for attack!

  GOLD LEAD.

  The port for the exhaust hath been lock’d in

  And mark’d! That hole shall make us whole, my mates.

  Now switch thy pow’r to front deflector screens.

  Gold Five, what say’st thou? Canst thou count the guns?

  GOLD FIVE

  Belike ’tis twenty yon and hither, both

  Upon the surface and within the tow’rs.

  COMPUTER

  Within five minutes shall the Death Star be

  Upon our rebel base, and set to strike.

  GOLD LEAD.

  To targeting computer presently

  I switch.

  GOLD TWO

  —I have receiv’d a signal on

  The ship’s computer—that the port will soon

  Be in our range. But soft, good friends, what’s this?

  The guns! It seemeth that their guns have stopp’d.

  GOLD FIVE

  So watch thy rear, and stabilize thy shields.

  Perhaps an enemy doth come behind.

  GOLD LEAD.

  Aye, aye, they come! Three ships at point-two-ten.

  CHORUS

  The battle heats as Vader and his men

  Approach the threefold members of group Gold.

  The Empire’s hate will be fulfillèd when

  Darth makes his power known with blows full bold.

  VADER

  I shall destroy the rebels vile myself.

  Just give me thy good cover and ’tis done.

  Now shoot I once, and death is the result.

  [Darth Vader shoots. Explosion. Gold Two dies.

  GOLD LEAD.

  I have no power to maneuver, fie!

  GOLD FIVE

  Stay thou on target.

  GOLD LEAD.

  —Nay, we run too close!

  GOLD FIVE

  Stay thou on target!

  GOLD LEAD.

  —Wretch, pray give me room!

  [Darth Vader shoots. Explosion.

  Gold Leader dies.

  GOLD FIVE

  Gold Five doth this ill news report: we have

  Lost Dutch and Tiree both.

  RED LEAD.

  —In troth, I hear!

  Stay ready.

  GOLD FIVE

  —From behind they do attack!

  [Darth Vader shoots. Explosion. Gold Five dies.

  LUKE

  [aside:] So much of desolation and of death.

  Is this Rebellion worth the lives here lost?

  Yet I would gladly my life give to it—

  Thus reason not the need, my troubl’d soul.

  CHORUS

  Whilst all the rebels mourn the loss of life,

  Upon the Death Star tensions have been prov’d.

  The rebels’ plan hath rear’d the threat of strife,r />
  But Gov’nor Tarkin stands assur’d, unmov’d.

  Enter GRAND MOFF TARKIN with CHIEF OFFICER aside, in Death Star.

  CH. OFFICER

  The rebels’ sharp attack hath been well prob’d

  And now it doth appear a danger looms.

  I do confess my love to thee, good Sir,

  And would my very life lay down for thee.

  Wouldst thou that I make ready thine own ship,

  That thou may’st flee should fighting turn to death?

  TARKIN

  Retreat whilst we do win the day? You jest!

  Forsooth, I stand unmovèd like a rock.

  [Exeunt Grand Moff Tarkin and Chief Officer.

  COMPUTER

  The Death Star shall within three minutes be

  Upon the rebel base.

  RED LEAD.

  —Red boys, ’tis I,

  Thy tried and true Red Leader. We shall meet

  Upon the mark at six-point-one. Make haste!

  WEDGE

  Red Two doth stand obedi’nt at thy side.

  BIGGS

  Red Three doth come.

  DODONNA

  —Red Leader, hear me now.

  It is Base One who speaks to thee. Keep half

  Thy fighters out of range upon thy next

  Attempt. If one group sadly falls, belike

  The other shall succeed: so shall we make

  The Empire take our fleet by halves, not wholes.

  RED LEAD.

  I hear and understand, good Sir. Now Luke,

  Take thou Red Two and Three with thee and wait

  Upon my signal ere thou mak’st thy run.

  Now hence we go an Empire for to slay!

  CHORUS

  Red Leader, with the others, Twelve and Ten,

  Make their descent into the trench with speed.

  Their brav’ry, cunning, and their acumen

  May give these men the victory they need.

  RED TEN

  Dost thou agree, it should be in our sights?

  RED LEAD.

  Pray keep thine eyes a’watching for those ships

  That have our comrades cruelly destroy’d!

  RED TEN

  The interference hath become too wide.

  Red Five, canst thou yet see them where thou standst?

  LUKE

  I see no ships, but—wait. Aye, they approach!

  They come at point-three-five.

  RED TEN

  —I see them now.

  RED LEAD.

  My ship hath come in range of that sly port,

  The port that hath evaded us so far.

  But now, aye now, the target shall be mine.

  If ye, good friends, may hold them there awhile,

  I shall this battle end with one swift stroke!

  VADER

  Close in, my lads—we three shall ride as one.

  RED LEAD.

  Heigh, almost there.

  [Darth Vader shoots. Explosion. Red Twelve dies.

  RED TEN

  —Pray fire, else we die too!

  RED LEAD.

  Heigh, almost there.

  RED TEN

  —They set upon my back!

  I can no more withstand their quick attack.

  [Darth Vader shoots. Explosion. Red Ten dies.

  RED LEAD.

  I shoot, I shoot! For rebels’ glory, shoot!

  The blast hath left the shaft!

  RED NINE

  —Hast hit? Hast hit?

  Is vict’ry yet within our sights?

  RED LEAD.

  —Alas,

  My finest effort I have giv’n, and yet,

  The blast falls errant and doth miss the mark.

  ’Tis but an impact on the surface. Pooh!

  LUKE

  Red Leader, be thou not dismay’d. We shall

  Protect thee even now. Turn thou toward

  The point-oh-five and we shall cover thee.

  RED LEAD.

  Nay, save me not! My engine hath been crush’d

  And death is welcome now. Instead, dear Luke,

  Good Wedge, brave Biggs, be thou preparèd for

  Thy run, for thou art now our only hope!

  [Darth Vader shoots. Explosion. Red Leader dies.

  COMPUTER

  The Death Star now in but a minute shall

  Upon the rebel base on Yavin come.

  LUKE

  Once more unto the trench, dear friends, once more!

  The death of our dear friends we see today,

  And by my troth their souls shall be aveng’d!

  I was not angry since I came to space

  Until this instant! Strike at us and thou

  Shalt know the power of the Force, thou brute,

  Thou Empire full of hate and evil deeds.

  Aye, pluck us down and we shall rise again—

  Our cause is not alone for these good men

  Who here were kill’d today. Our cause is not

  Alone for those on Alderaan who died.

  Our cause is for the truth, for righteousness,

  For anyone who e’er oppression knew.

  ’Tis not rebellion for the sake of one,

  ’Tis not a cause to serve a priv’leg’d few—

  This moment shall resound in history

  For ev’ry person who would freedom know!

  So Biggs, stand with me now, and be my aide,

  And Wedge, fly at my side to lead the charge—

  We three, we happy three, we band of brothers,

  Shall fly unto the trench with throttles full!

  WEDGE

  We stand with thee, a’ready for the fight.

  BIGGS

  But Luke, at that quick pace shalt thou escape

  Before thy speedy ship is blown in twain?

  LUKE

  ’Twill be like Beggars Canyon back at home.

  CHORUS

  The youth descend at once into the trench

  Wherein their fates shall surely written be.

  Darth Vader, close behind, prepares to quench

  His thirst upon the blood of martyrs three.

  BIGGS

  We shall stand fast at hand to give thee help.

  WEDGE

  My scope doth show the tower, but the port

  Appeareth not. How certain art thou, Luke,

  That our computers each can hit the mark?

  LUKE

  Good pilot, watch thyself! Increase to full.

  WEDGE

  I prithee, what shall we do ’bout the tow’r?

  LUKE

  Give thou unto the enemy thy thoughts,

  But let the tow’r be my concern alone.

  [To R2-D2:] Now R2, fix the stabilizer that

  Hath once more come unhing’d. Pray, fix it fast!

  R2-D2

  [aside:] Now shall I be not fool, but fix!

  [To Luke:] Beep, squeak!

  WEDGE

  The fighters are behind us, at point-three.

  They come upon my rear too fast. Alack!

  I have been hit, and must depart, my friends.

  LUKE

  Aye, get thee clear, good Wedge. Thou shalt not help

  Our cause if thy ship flyeth not. Anon!

  And live to fight another day with me.

  WEDGE

  With all my heart, I truly wish thee well.

  [Exit Wedge.

  VADER

  Aye, let him go—the leader we pursue!

  BIGGS

  Make haste, O Luke. Methinks they do approach

  E’en faster than before. I shall not hold

  Them back for long!

  LUKE

  —Now, R2, straight increase

  The pow’r.

  R2-D2

  —Beep, whee.

  BIGGS

  —Make haste, Luke. O, alas!

  [Darth Vader shoots. Explosion. Biggs dies.

  LUKE

  That ever I should
see this day, O woe!

  My childhood friend from Tatooine now slain

  Protecting me from harm. Thou ow’dst a life—

  Dear Biggs, sweet Biggs—and thou hast paid. And now

  ’Tis down to me: the boy turn’d warrior.

  Be still, my errant heart, and seek the Force.

  VADER

  The leader now is mine.

  R2-D2

  —Meep, beep.

  C-3PO

  —Take care

  Sweet R2-D2! Come thou back, I pray!

  CHORUS

  Luke’s ship comes closer to the little port

  While Vader and his crew draw all too near.

  Young Luke to his computer doth resort

  Until he hears the voice speak in his ear.

  Enter GHOST OF OBI-WAN KENOBI.

  GHOST

  O use the Force, dear Luke. Let go and trust!

  VADER

  I sense the Force in this one here, almost

  As if I did my younger self espy.

  GHOST

  I prithee, trust me, Luke. All shall be well.

  LUKE

  The hearing of these words is like a balm

  Unto my soul. So shall I trust the Force

  And not this fallible computer here.

  [Luke turns off computer.

  COMPUTER

  What is this, Luke? Thy targeting machine

  Hath been turn’d off. What can be wrong? Pray tell!

  LUKE

  Nay, all is well. Fear not, good friends.